Martha Stewart Bombs

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Stranger: hey, whats your name?

You: hi im sam

You: least favorite ethnicity. go.

Stranger: im charlie

Stranger: AZNS

You: why?

Stranger: because they are ugly as fuck

You: yeah

Stranger: and u?

You: mexicans

You: cause theyre feisty latin temper routinely offends me

You: 2nd least favorite?

Stranger: umm, eastern europeans, far too cocky

You: their chains and oily hair bother me, too

You: pro or anti homicide?

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: that doesnt make sense

You: are u pro or anti homicide?

Stranger: pro

You: how many homicides have you done?

Stranger: 13 give or take

You: i dont believe u

Stranger: i use piano wire

Stranger: for the stangers, if its specific ive used homemade bombs

You: that is nice

You: i would appreciate the martha stewart touch, if i was to be homicided

Stranger: hows that?

You: the homemade nature of ur bombs, i mean

You: none of that fight club, orange juice pulp nonsense

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