Sunday, October 25, 2009

Wandering Wisdom Welcomes Wanness


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEYYYY
You: muster, muse
Stranger: WELL HELOO MUSTER MISE
You: swing slow and sweet
Stranger: OKK
You: neglect not a nary nook of my knowledge
Stranger: NAME???
Stranger: NAME?????
You: my name is old like time and bitter like salt
You: u?
Stranger: OKKKK MY ACTUALL NAME IS DAKOTA
Stranger: I AM A FEMALE
Stranger: AND I AM 12
You: dakota, the driving force of my dichotomous diction
Stranger: WHY YES\
You: yet you speak with the air of a sage perched on mountain top for eons
Stranger: WHY YES I DO
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ????????
You: frolic in my fantasy, stimulate my static stupidity
You: im like 22
Stranger: ok your weird so good bye?????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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