Nick Jonas <3 AVP

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Stranger: nick jonas?

You: yes

Stranger: YAYYYYY i found you. wanna make out?

You: no

You: thats not how nick jonas rolls

You: perhaps ill buy you some champagne and a promise ring first

You: then we can discuss the terms of tonsil hockey

Stranger: alrights, thats fine by me :)

You: good

You: now

You: thoughts on the cinematic gem, Alien vs Predator please.

Stranger: gem? more like cinematic pile of shite.

You: nick jonas is offended by your vulagarity and is reconsidering the potential promise ring.

You: would you consider yourself more of an alien or a predator?

Stranger: ohhh a predator dude. why else would i be stalking down nick jonas??

Stranger: 

You: what is it that you find relatable to your individuality that molds the predator's persona?

Stranger: everything dude, my persistantness mainly :)

You: that is good nick jonas appreciates the persistent

You: would you take Carl Weather's arm?

Stranger: im glad, im gonna have to be persistant to get that ring off :)

Stranger: who?

You: Predator's proudest prey

Stranger: erm, i would have to say no. ive never seen the whole film. i got too bored....

You: this is original Schwarzeneger shit, not that dumbass PG 13 Hollywood abortion

You: anyhoo

You: continue to woo nick jonas

You: please

You: i crave an ego massage

Stranger: but its just not the same now i know youre not nick...

You: i am nick

You: how dare you question nick jonas?

You: ask me anything, i will prove i am nick jonas

Stranger: okay, what are your brothers called?

You: frederick and stephenson

Stranger: incorrect. goodbye nick faker.

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